Asher Has Come Down From On High

This badass well-coifed youngster is Mandoo. Look at that huge manlike 'do.

This is my kid, Asher, that was born on Friday. He has a lot of hair, but all kids look bald next to Mandoo.

Look at him.

He makes funny faces. He sleeps a lot and he smells good. Even though he's tiny, you can tell just by looking into his eyes that he is a mighty warrior.

He likes to lay in the sun, like a cat. He spends 12 hours a day eating, like a panda. He can breathe out of his butt, like a turtle.

Welcome to a whole new World of Asher. He accepts your obeisance.